#deputy pretty eyes #hot damn that boy
Alice. 18. England.
Come for the unnecessarily excessive amount of crap I reblog, stay for the unnecessarily excessive amount of selfies I post.
who needs swag when you have class
I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS
THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C
i need this framed on my wall
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those tumblr mutuals you rlly want to be friends with but are too cool for you
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At church I accidentally pressed the play button on my phone and judas by lady gaga blasted. I’ve never gotten so many death stares at once
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my blog is like this fucking grab bag except you never exactly know what you’re going to get in said bag
is it fandom???
is it feminist rants???
is it food???
who knows you could probably find a fucking crocodile in there
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i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid
the little mermaid